Ananova:

Spending time in Splitsville isn't quite a day in Disneyland.

But Bruno Tonioli's quite philosophical about these things...

As Sky Showbiz found out at the Mamma Mia! world premiere in Leicester Square.

Sadly, the Abba-loving quick-footed judge wasn't giving away any secrets about the next series of Strictly Come Dancing or Dancing With The Stars.

Something he did natter about, however, was former Strictly contestant Matt Di Angelo's recent split from girlfriend Flavia Cacace, who'd been his dance partner on the show.

He said: "It's life, you know, they're young kids, they're attractive, it's sad they split up, it's life."

Erm, not quite Dr Love are ya, B?

As to why the show gets such sparks flying between dancing partners, Bruno kept us entertained as he dramatically said: "If you were touching somebody everyday for eight hours, groping them, stroking them, rubbing yourself up against each other..."

Well, we'd take a shower, Bruno, to rid ourselves of those bodily fluids.