Ananova:

We have a daydream about a shirtless Brad Pitt and George Clooney...

Serving us cocktails by the ocean, or maybe mud-wrestling together.

But now the moment we dread has arrived: will we have to choose between them?

Because The Metro reckons they've had a bust up.

And no, not over us, but rather over a movie role they both want.

The paper reckons George has said he's not talking to Brad after they had a dispute over playing the lead role of Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady.

Somehow we find this very hard to believe.

According to the paper, George said: "We both badly want a particular role and neither is backing down.

"It's sort of become an intense competition between us now and it just keeps escalating." Over Mr Fair Lady?

We can't help wondering if our George is having a bit of a joke.

Anyhoo, George, just marry us already and let Brad Henry Higgins it if he wants to.

There, problem solved.